Albert Albert Superhalk is a 73-year-old former gym assistant who enjoys jigsaw puzzles, duck herding and chess. He is kind and friendly, but can also be very selfish and a bit unstable.
He is addicted to the internet, something which his friend Kristian Lucas Sullivan pointed out when he was 15. The problem intensified in 1963. Albert has lost five jobs as a result of his addiction, specifically: secretary at a law firm, management consultant, sales assistant at office supplies store, local activist and lab assistant.
He is Afghan who defines himself as bisexual. He has a post-graduate degree in sports science. He has a severe phobia of apostrophes
Physically, Albert is in good shape. He is very short with cocao skin, brown hair and brown eyes. He has Due to the the internet, Albert looks older than his actual age..
He grew up in an upper class neighbourhood. Having never really known his parents, he was raised in a series of foster homes.
He is currently in a relationship with Tom Alvin Gonzalez. Tom is 4 years older than him and works as a novelist.
Albert’s best friend is a former gym assistant called Kristian Sullivan. They get on well most of the time. He also hangs around with Lila Johnston and Shelly Reid. They enjoy watching sport together.